Bits and Pieces: another give-away

So another one of my friends Jenn is doing a give-away! It's for an awesome monogrammed keychain. SOO cute!! Go here and enter!

Quotes from the S-man

Buzz Lightyear= Luzz Bite cheer (4 yrs)
instructions=destructions (4.5 yrs)
Sterling covered up with a blanket all by himself and then says, "Mommy I'm a grown up now. Now I'm going to go to Kindergarten!"
"Mommy where is my Wuzz Bite-cheer?" AKA~ Buzz Lightyear
Me,"What woke you up from your nap so early?" S~ "No one woke me up. Just Jesus did."
"Sterling lets go blow your nose." Sterling starting to cry~ "No mommy not right now." Me,"Yes Sterling your nose is running." S~"It's not running on the floor."
ASH CONDITION = AIR CONDITIONER
AMBI-PWENCE = AMBULANCE
AWFULS = OLIVES
Sterling,"Mommy get me dressed." Me,"Just a second Sterling I'm busy...wait." S~"I'll go ask Jesus if he can get me dressed. He's tall like Daddy and you."
Me,"Sterling where is Daddy?" S~ "In the shower." Me,"Are you positive?" S~ "I not positive. I serious."
Pointing to the light coming through his bedroom window, " Jesus turned the lights on Mommy. Now we can see!!"
"I love Mommy and Daddy and my whole family. I love Jesus too...he's my favorite!"
Sterling yelling from the potty, "Mommy I need a tennis shoe." Me, "Why do you need a tennis shoe Sterling? Go potty." S~"Because I was crying and I need to blow my nose."
"What time is it?" Me,"It's 2:30." S~ "WHERE?"
"Where we are we?"
Pointing to the ice making sign on the freezer door,"That makes bananas!"
Sterling on what he is going to be when he grows up,"I'm gonna be a Doctor." Me, "Oh really what do doctors do Sterling?" S~"Help people." In the same breath,"No Mommy, I'm gonna be a angel!"
While eating lunch Sterling tells me,"Mommy my toe hurts." Me,"Why does your toe hurt Sterling?" S~ "Because I ate too much!"